TTDE Radio Show: Midnight to Early (Formal Clean Version)

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All: TTDE 101.1 Faded Reminder "Presenting issues at hand, day in, day out"

Hoshiko: Good morning, dear wanderers! You are tuned in to Faded Reminder, "Collections of Thoughts, Assemble of Memories". This is Hoshiko Mayonaka...

Hiro: And this is Hiro Kazoku.

Hoshiko: Bringing you the latest life updates as of this moment.

Hiro: And for the headlines...

Hoshiko: Singing Hobby Appears as a Family Trait...

All: Faded Reminders...

Hiro: Saturday Classes Filling In For Number of No Classes...

All: Faded Reminders...

Hoshiko: Alice Admits Defeat During Chess Competition

All: Faded Reminders...

Hoshiko: We will come back after a few reminders...


(INFOMERCIAL)

Lyrica: Look! A demon!
Shiela: It's a chain!
Shuuya: Tch. No! It's an abnormal titan!
Lyrica & Shiela: RUUUN!!

Meridiana: How prepared are you in times of a wall breach?

1st. Prepare all your weapons, knives, scissors, swords, and anything that can cut.
2nd. Stay calm and evacuate.
3rd. Stay tuned for military updates.

Fou: This friendly reminder is brought to you by TCC and this station.

Hiro: And we're back. Time check. It's 1:34 in the morning.

Hoshiko: Singing Hobby Appears as a Family Trait. Here to bring the news we have Yin Nisemono, Yin.

Yin: The family acquiring a Karaoke Machine began their singing of both sentimental and new songs yesterday, October 19, 2014 at their house. Our resident, Misaki Megane was sleeping peacefully until she heard the array of sounds floating musically. According to her, the machine was acquired by her mom who bought it from her aunt's who was in need of money because of financial problems.

Negami, knowing the situation, decided not to disclose information upon familial matters that can only, will only, and should only exist within the family.

Yin Nisemono for Faded Reminder!

Hiro: Saturday Classes Filling In For Number of No Classes... Reporting from City of Konoha, we have Mikomi Kisoki. 

Mikomi: Mr. Sonny B. Trancy, head principal of Konoha City Science Academy, had decided to allow students No Classes but with the substitute of Saturday classes. It's been noticed that a lot of students, groan for disappointment as one day of free time is given to studies away. However, they were allowed to use civilian clothing rather than the typical school uniform.

With the start of their Semestral Break, there's bound to be Saturday classes for filling out the No Classes days. It is expected as well to the students to get a high grade after the break which would immediately follow the examination test.

Mikomi Kisoki, for Faded Reminder!

Hoshiko: As well as the latest weather update, we have Shifuku Noroi, Shifuku...

Shifuku: We are going to experience a very dark yet cloudless night sky as of today which would cover the parts of the Konoha City, Chem District, and Spring Avenue. There's also very little wind movement which still brings a chilly air with it as a sign of the coming of winter and Christmas.

This is Shifuku Noroi, saying whenever there's a rainfall, have your houses and walls check to keep you safe. Back to you Hoshiko!

Hiro: This news is brought to you by Windex...

(With Windex, 3-2-1 always safe and clean!)

Hiro: Up Next!

Hoshiko: The coldest issue brought to you by our resident charm. We will be right back.


(COMMERCIAL)

*bell rings for lunch*

Fou: Ne~ ne~ Shuuya, come let's go eat lunch.
Shuuya: Fine. *grumble*

*at mess hall*

Kyofu: Uh-oh. Hey guys! Hey guys!

*everyone busy fighting* *the mess hall is in chaos*

Hisanna: WHATTHE!@%!^@%!@&%!
Chinsei: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
Kyofu: Um... guys?
Chiisai: Anou.. E-etto.. @.@
Aseri: Just leave them be.
Shizuki & Aseri (in sync): It's fun to watch!

*enters Fou and Shuuya*

Fou: So I thought...
Shuuya: ... *dark expression* Oi! What did you do here?!
Everyone: *stops what they're doing* *chatters*

Charlotte: Do you need something to clean a big mess? Use Bleach! For an instant sparkling, and clean room!


Hiro: You are tuned in to Faded Reminder!

Hoshiko: And for the coldest issue brought to you by Suki Miryoku. Go ahead Suki...

Suki: During the course of the Saturday classes, Taira who seemingly spent all her money has requested the AI known as Lyceris to buy her a pancake on account of he will annoy her. Taira, not minding the AI happily ate her pancake.

Unfortunately for her the AI keeps annoying her commenting on how she is a petankko. Subsequently, Taira was already used to this *ehem* perverted side *ehem* of the guy towards flat-chested girls. But then, even with this they are a formidable enemy against each other using all their strengths.

This is Suki Miryoku for Faded Reminder!

Hiro: Alice Admits Defeat During Chess Competition. We have Kimyona Kagami for the news.

Kimyona: A three day sports competition was held at Konoha City last October 1-3, 2014 wherein Alice competed for chess. Without any resentment, she humbly accepted defeat she ranked sixth in the Board 1 games. She then, promised to practice her chess abilities for the competition next year just as how the champion practiced from the very start of classes.

Kimyona Kagami, reporting for Faded Reminder!

Hoshiko: These are the latest and coldest issue of the day.

Hoshiko & Hiro: Collection of Thoughts, Assemble of Memories!

Hoshiko: I am Hoshiko Mayonaka.

Hiro: And this is Hiro Kazoku.

Hoshiko & Hiro: Presenting issues at hand, day in, day out.

Hoshiko & Hiro: Good morning and goodbye!

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