The Grand Introduction

I always end up in this part… don’t I? I’ll answer my own question, then? I think I should stop talking to myself… But I’m already talking to myself, right? Screw it anyway… I just made another one because I think, it’ll be worthwhile writing what runs round and round in my head. I’m kind of tired pretending to others but then I’m such a coward to tell them. Okay for the most part, I don’t hate introductions, because hate is a strong word. If I hate it, I shouldn’t be writing one about me then. I’m just tired of repeating useless information about myself since by time I know a lot of people know me… because of this… and because of that… In the end… because of reasons, okay?

Saying, “My name is <insert name>. I’m <insert age>” is kind of old but as humans with a logically creative yet simple mind uses such simplicity than complicating it with off-topics that could have reached half of the world. I’m being sarcastic here, if you don’t know because as much as I love sarcasm, I don’t like it when people get angry or throwing it back at me. Simple. One word that can explain my existence is that I am, contradictable.

Fine then, I am Is not going to tell you, sorry but I’m not that dumb to give personal information because every personal information is confidential unless you want the whole world to know who you are, what you do, what you eat, how much you put make-up on, if you love being on camera… You know… usual stuff in celebrities and random people. I mean there’s Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and such.

I run by the name, mainly, mostly as Misaki Megane. It means ‘beautiful blossom glasses’. Don’t ask why. I may be saying, about it later. You can call me Misaki or Misa-chan or whatever floats your boat. Just not offensive tho. I am at the peak of my dangerously edge of my messed up mind. At the moment, Misaki is 16 years old but don’t expect me to be 16. I’m not even saying I’m below 16 or over 16 years old. For all you know, I may be 116 years old. {If you’re into anime and know Pandora Hearts, you may get the reference of ‘not aging’} “Don’t judge the book by its cover” the usual saying. It applies to who am I as well.

I lived {notice the past tense} in our beloved planet an awesome place called Earth the Abyss where in its depths located devastatingly frightening creatures {mainly me} for the faint of the heart. So beware if you want to search of my place. Practically, I may be called as one of the most known people in all of universe but I'm not that popular either. So, I know you figured that sometime now.

Obviously, I live at the wonderfully beautiful Never-Ending World of Imagination on a planet made of green and blue stuff called Earth. I can float when I want and jump really high… or maybe not...?

I’m trying to get people’s common sense for some time because they can’t see it unless you point it out. The reason why others thank you for being Captain Obvious if they still have their common sense intact.

I’m quite serious for the most part, but it’s not alarming if people know the things I usually don’t tell. If that is you read my previous introduction of my previous life.

I’m currently studying at a very far-away school that is surrounded by rice paddies. That’s mainly it and is kinda creepy at night that sometimes we run like crazy because of being scared to hell. As much as I don’t want to tell about my family… I feel like just to because they always perform a very big part in my boring {and hopefully turns out into an interesting} daily life.

I have two real imouto (sisters).

I forgot, since I’m into Japanese stuff, you might probably get random Japanese translated words that had been my usual thing or two. There may be anime references as well, because I can usually relate to it. Ok, back to topic.

Magically, I just realize now, how much my sisters resemble me. And the fact that I’m not sorry how they turned out to be because of my own habits. I’m so gomen but I can’t help but I feel like Orihara Izaya from Durarara!! having twin sisters namely Mairu and Kururi. {Allen, please forgive me. You’re the one who told me to do this.}

Not really being too much in their life but we really have some resemblances currently my leading life, family and... erm… friends.. and people I know.

Living with someone like me, of course, they inherited my own characteristics and personalities. And it looks like I’m looking on myself like a mirror.

I think you are getting irritated by the fact that I keep describing them but not naming them. Well, they call themselves Misako [yes, Misako, not Misaki] and Yui [not Yui from any another anime]. Meh, I’m going to have a story about them, in another post.

My birthday and hopefully the only “most personal information” I’m going to reveal is October 5. Yep, you heard or rather saw it right. My true birthday is Misa’s birthday as well. Because if you write it in numbers, it would be 10/5 and if you reverse it to 5/10, it becomes May 10 which is Shuuya Kano’s birthday, a wonderfully deceiver that I loved. Yes, humans, I’m a KagePro fan and I’m proud of it. But please, don’t kill me Kano fans. If you don’t know what Kagerou Project is, go google it. It’s an awesome creation made by Jin and is a currently on-going anime called Mekaku City Actors.

I’m sorry for getting carried away. I just can relate to every single character there. (⌒_⌒;)

If you think, you know someone with the same birthday don’t think that guy or girl would be me because I can assure you I don’t know who you, random humans, are.

On with the topic of birthdays, I don’t know if you believe me tho, just don’t forget my presents. If you just have to have any kind of chocolate [mostly I prefer dark chocolate], ice cream, or anything sweet [yes, I have a sweet tooth] or spicy [I’m on with spicy things too], just call me and I’ll be right there.

I’m kind of deceiver as well so I can be a girl, a boy, a tree, a chair, a cat, a doll, an alien, and sorts of inanimate object you can think of. Being a flying vending machine, stabbing poles, and hitting trucks may count as well. Just don’t accuse me of injuring you because I may or may not be the one who hit you.

Remember, you don’t know who I am and I don’t know who you are. I may type random things that aren’t true and others partly or wholesomely true. It’s up to you whether to believe me or not.

I’m more of exaggerating my life and living it in my own contradictory way. If you would tell me to stop fooling around and mind my own business. I'm sorry but I cannot do that because fooling around is my job. Oh, I just found it in the Book 2 of the Secret Series, it's along the lines that the Jester had said. Hahaha. Back to business... I'm a popular person with lots of friends and money. A normal student with a normal life. Pardon my erasures...

What I said, were partly true and I kinda hate it. It’s just a boring routine of my undead being.

Actually, I'm a forever alone thinker, loner, weird and a geek that everyone stays out of me... that has four real friends (Yes, because there are serpents and aliens that pretends to be my friend...) and sometimes I have a clone of me hiding in a smiling facade. And please remind yourself to be cautious because I may creep inside your closets, cupboards, under your beds, or under the tables.

I don't kill my chance of having friends. I'm just a choosy person in socializing with others.

Other than having four real friends, who are my dear tomodachi and nakama, I have another small circle of going-home-while-hanging-out-together otakus with Allen-chan. That group is consisted of a cyborg (Allen), a stick girl (ME), a tank, and an AI.

I also dub myself as the Hibiya, Allen as the Konoha/Kuroha, the tank as Shintaro, and the AI as Ene. OMG, I’m so gomen. And yes we have our own histories.

I love surfing in the Internet, dreaming in my own Wonderland, pretending that I'm in a virtual world, detective games (which I sometimes fail), and I am a BIG fan of anime and KagePro!!! I especially like eating mango graham refrigerated cakes so if you bake those kind of sweet cakes I'll be surprisingly waiting for you in your doorstep with a napkin, fork, and plate in my hand then I'll let myself in and gobble up everything and leave walking satisfied.

I am a scientifically quite science-minded with my head full of concept about the world beyond our vast and endless universe full of unimaginable and creepy things that may let you out of your mind and I'm not kidding because these kind of things are what you expect in a unexplainable world full of the unknown.

And so...

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The rant and list goes on…

I think it's practically everything I can tell you about stuff. And I might say that it had been devastatingly long because I just started writing for the last two days and I made it crazier because I don't wanna end you up sleeping in your desk getting scolded because you're not in your room and then I will find you in tears but don't blame me... it's your fault after all. I'd really hate to leave this chapter like this but 'ya, I really need to go, and I'm running out of time, this sentence is already getting incredibly long, and I'm starting to babble again. And finally I'm done! (Again...)

P.S. Sorry for the long post and taking up your time.... I’m sorry dear journal or whatever. I just need to breathe in my inconsistently closed-off space of thinking.

To Allen:

More importantly, I’m so gomen Allen, I’m doing this for you. I don’t know what you can think of my random sprout yet again after rotting to death. The fact I can’t see you 10 hours in 5 days. Yes, I’m very much worried for you sake. Hope you don’t die. *snickers*

See you in another tale… (⌒.−)＝★ Ja ne~